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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:45

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.